April 2012
91 posts
My Thoughts While Grooming My Horse
Me: I swear this horse rolls in mud on purpose just to piss me off.
Me: How does one creature acquire so much dust?
Me: This brush sucks.
Me: I don't even know why I have it.
Me: I don't even know where it came from.
Me: Or why I continue to use it.
Me: I'm brushing this horse and the dust just goes right back on.
Me: [continues brushing watching dust]
Me: What the fuck did you roll in?
Me: Oh shut up the spray bottle does not hurt you.
Me: You're fine, god.
Me: Bitch don't you dare bite me.
Me: Hoof picks with brushes are so much better.
Me: I don't even know why they make the other ones.
Me: Is that thrush? Shit.
Me: Nevermind no it's not.
Me: ...
Me: You would have to shit right now.
Me: Thanks a lot, really.
Me: Okay this is not a show, good enough.
kingtrithom:
dotheshimmytimmy:
zombieranch:
...
Keanu Reeves is a vampire.
leahclifford:
iwasnineteeeen:
spectralradiance:
theblackship:
Now, look at this:
That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922. His body never was found.
Then, look at this:
An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
Compare them:
i believe.
…I believe in real vampires. This shit is legit.
omg @camoulton!
